Kestrel Report

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Stop Guessing. Start Optimizing.

The Kestrel Report transforms your complex health data into a clear, actionable plan for peak performance and longevity. We analyze your bloodwork with precision, giving you the insights you need to build your optimal future.

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Your Path to Clarity in 3 Simple Steps

A seamless process from purchase to personalized plan.

1

Purchase Your Report

Start with our secure checkout to get your personalized analysis.

2

Upload Your Data

You'll receive an email with a link to our secure portal to upload your bloodwork PDF. Need help getting your results?

3

Receive Your Blueprint

Within 72 hours, you'll receive your personalized Kestrel Report—a clear, actionable PDF guide to your health.

The Kestrel Advantage

See Your Health With Unprecedented Clarity

Like its namesake, the Kestrel, our report hovers above the noise to demystify your blood test results. We cut through the medical jargon to get to the bottom of what is optimal for longevity vs. what's simply "normal," giving you a precise, actionable view of your health.

  • Key Biomarker Analysis: In-depth look at critical markers for longevity and performance.
  • Personalized Recommendations: Actionable advice on nutrition, supplements, and lifestyle tailored to your results.
  • Progress Tracking Insights: Understand your trends and what's working over time (for future reports).

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Frequently Asked Questions

Why can't I just upload my results to ChatGPT?
You can, but you'd be getting a generic answer based on the entire, often contradictory, public internet. We're a step ahead. Our system is built on a curated database of premier longevity research, and more importantly, **every single report is reviewed by a human expert.** This eliminates AI hallucinations and ensures the advice you get is practical, safe, and truly personalized. You get data-driven insights with a critical human touch.
How is this different from what my doctor tells me?
Your doctor's job is to tell you if you're sick, using "standard ranges" based on the average population. Our job is to help you become **optimal**, using stricter ranges from cutting-edge longevity science. We bridge the gap between "not sick" and "high-performing." This isn't medical advice; it's a blueprint for optimization.
Do I need my own blood test results?
Yes. Kestrel Report is a personalized analysis of *your* specific data. If you don't have recent labs, we recommend using a service like Function Health for a comprehensive panel. For more options on how to get your results, you can also view our detailed guide.
Is my health data secure?
Absolutely. We treat your data with the highest level of security and confidentiality. All uploads are handled through a secure, encrypted portal, and your personal information is never shared.
Who is actually analyzing my report?
Right now, every Kestrel Report is personally analyzed by our founder, a passionate biohacker and engineer, with the assistance of our proprietary AI tools. This ensures you get the best of both worlds: deep, data-driven insights combined with expert human oversight.
What if I'm not happy with my report?
If you don't find the report valuable, you get your money back. Period. We have a 100% money-back guarantee. We only want to get paid if we provide you with real, actionable insight.

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Your optimal future isn't built on guesswork. It's built on data-driven decisions. Let's build it together.

Get Your Longevity Blueprint for $25

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